Throat punch

I forgot about this video. I originally heard about it from the COPS camera crew that shot it (they rode with me several months later).

Epic technique.

(It happens at about 57 seconds into the video.)

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/296144...as_vegas_heat/

Poop....

....It happens. And, now I know how. Thank you human physiology for never ceasing to amaze me by changing a humorous subject into a physical process that lacks any entertainment value whatsoever. 

Transformation

It's official, the transformation from gun toting 6'4'' bad@ss to uber nerd dejour is complete.

I had to get glasses, bifocals no less. How geeky am I? I mean REALLY. It isn't enough that I read Einstein for fun, or that I'm an avid NPR enthusiast.

No, not good enough at all. Now I must wear glasses as well. Oh well, at least this look will likely make patients feel safe in my care.

Here are the culprits:

(I HAD to get Oakleys. I mean, c'mon. They are OAKLEYS. I'm not made of stone for chissake.)

Be careful who you are calling four eyes though. It hasn't been that long since I was a cop.....