Phone:
Ring, ring, ring....
Me:
Hello?
Random Lady:
Hello?
Dogs:
Woooooffffff! Woooff! Wooffff!
Random Lady:
Ummmm do you own two dogs, like pit bull mixes, that look alike...?
Me:
Are they black, with white stripes.....and none too quick on the up take?
Random Lady:
Yes.
Me:
Those are my mutts!
Random Lady:
Do you know where they are?
Dogs:
Wooooooffffffffff!!!!!!!
Me:
Ummmm, with you?
Random Lady:
Yes.
Me:
Oh lordy....
Random Lady:
Oh, they aren't causing mischief or lighting abandon cars on fire or anything. They are just happily wandering around.
Me:
Of course they are, they are On The Lam (inside voice)
Random Lady:
We are in Southernville neighborhood.
Me:
I'll be right there....
Dogs:
Woooooffffff!!!! Woff, wooooooffffff!!!!
Apparently all the time I have spent both putting and keeping people in confinement has taught me nothing.
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